I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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