So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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