Kiss
Puke
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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