But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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