quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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