i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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