i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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