3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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