Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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