We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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