dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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