We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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