He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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