in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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