i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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