Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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