Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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