she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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