he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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