i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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