Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
