google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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