Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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