I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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