I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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