fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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