Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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