my mouth tastes like poor choices
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize