on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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