Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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