***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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