went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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