Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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