Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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