brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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