why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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