Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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