The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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