I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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