I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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