You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
