I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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