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(541): View more from Oregon

Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade

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(+61): View more from Australia

I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy

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(913): View more from Kansas

You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup

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(248): View more from Michigan

Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?

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Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.

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(703): View more from Virginia

theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.

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(720): View more from Colorado

All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.

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