Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Duck Duck Cougar?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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