i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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