where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Farmville is her only friend.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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