Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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