literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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