What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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