Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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