Small penises have feelings too.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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