I feel great
I just peed on a car
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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