there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
