Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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